Are you serious???

So this morning when Patrick came home he found everyone but Savannah still sleeping. With her sweatshirt on, ready for adventure, he took her with him to buy doughnuts and chocolate milk for breakfast. She helped him set the table and pour the milk. By this time the boys were up, and the children were instructed to only have one doughnut until mommy and daddy had a chance to get some. Five minutes later, we came downstairs to find our baked goods destroyed, milk cups empty, and children fat. Like sending wolves amongst the sheep.